baby fondle

Baby Fondle is when you pull a car door handle while the driver is unlocking the door, keeping your door locked.

Shit, man, I totally baby fondled the door handle. Would you unlock it again?

by lazymittens March 20, 2014

canyon baby

One who was born in a canyon, usually of European descent and of the lower class.

Why are Cletus' parents never around, and why is that dirty canyon baby always playing in the canyon?

by Dawl-E Lloma March 31, 2014

dropped the baby

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus

Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.

by TooSick4U April 22, 2014

Baby Bake

To blow marijuana smoke in a babies face to get him/her baked.

I always baby bake before nap time.

by inlineofire August 8, 2014

Maury Baby

1. When a woman's child is not her husband's/boyfriend's.

2. A child that is conceived in an affair.
3. When a woman doesn't know who her baby daddy is.

"Hey man! Did you see Lisa's baby?"
"Yeah. That's totally not her husband's!"
"Should we tell him we think it's a Maury baby?"

by Ilovecats September 13, 2014

drizzle baby

when ones load travels down a women's chest or down their taint into a vaginal canal thus, impregnating a female with a drizzle baby

hey b, did you end up getting pregnant from that drizzle baby I gave you a few weeks ago

by hellbounde30 December 30, 2014

assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense

You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.

by assrasher December 3, 2013