big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016

elsa sugar tits

A stripper who works in a shady part of town

“Did you go to Elsa sugar tits down the road yet?"

by Koreilly December 7, 2017

Vag on my tits

The term for when a girl reaches second base with another girl.

You know that party Friday? Well this girl and I hit it off and I ended up getting some vag on my tits.

by Cuddly_kitten August 21, 2019

kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.

Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits

by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.

*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits

by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017