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what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)
waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Are You Driving This Bus?

To say your in control.
Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)
by iNguyen October 25, 2008
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Skeet you later

expression to bid farewell. Also said to girlfriends post fellatio.
To friend, "Skeet you later!" Then leaves
by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006
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You bunch of cunts

I swear to god if I see another inside joke or someone slagging someone off on this website I'm going to flip fucking shit. Not to mention the little wankers who think its funny to put their name with the description: funny or big dick or even most beautiful girl.
by Stopthisshit October 21, 2013
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You look pretty

When someone says this to you it means that you are very pretty and they possibly want to fuck and/or have a very big crush on you
girl: you look pretty

girl 2: take off your pants
by urmomismylover September 11, 2021
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You got Bezoed

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.
You got Bezoed, my man!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022
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do you has?

-What it takes to join the Homestarmy
-The guts
-The determination
-The five bucks
Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?
by rasolyo January 31, 2004
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