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Closure Fuck

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck
"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."
by haleyohbaby June 15, 2018
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fucked the nanny

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?
by MnJack December 27, 2009
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fucking a bucket

by cutedeafguy October 18, 2010
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Hug Fuck

To hug someone with all of the passion of sex without actually fucking them.
My girlfriend is so cute that I sometimes just want to hug fuck her.
by Samuel Bowers May 1, 2017
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Quick-Fuck

A fast and short session of intercourse usually done in public places.
Ryan- Yo dude me and Meredith are gonna toke up in the bathroom than catch a Quick-Fuck in the chorus room before class.

Gino- Alright man, do me a favor and jizz all over the teachers chair
by ryanhallbud343434343434 November 10, 2010
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poor as fuck

The state of having so little money that you don't even live paycheck to paycheck; you live paycheck to a week before the next paycheck.

Also defined as completely not having enough money to pay necessary bills, yet being very much employed.
"Oh hey there! Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to lunch the other day. Had to donate plasma again to pay my phone bill...and get gas. Had just enough left over to get two McChickens! Two!!"
This bitch is poor as fuck.
by Skittles24 May 8, 2016
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