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Spiked Milk

by Soz9814 October 13, 2016
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Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.
Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.
by Nicnasi February 24, 2022
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Milk man

Ted nivison. Milkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilk
Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.
by Alastair2828 May 24, 2021
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Clover Valley milk

The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.
Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.
by oofman420xd December 14, 2024
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Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years
by gryotharian June 19, 2022
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Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months
donny found out that lucas has been ice milk grazing
by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024
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milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.
I would kick that milk dud's ass over there
by jjplatinum October 10, 2016
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