Michael

likes alyssa 🤩🤌💅

OMG ALYSSA!!! MICHAEL LIKES HER

by bigdickenergy19 June 27, 2022

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.

Hey have you seen Michael Michael? Yeah he is over there.

by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021

Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.

"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022