Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

Michael

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

by Jade Hale February 26, 2018

michael boley'd

When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).

"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"

"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"

by bannannaphone December 17, 2011

Michael

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.

Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.

by All the women in the world November 23, 2021

michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes

person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool

by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022