Cinder's Law

A Law that dictates someone won't check your other social media accounts, until you tick them off and they decide to search for dirt on you.

"Hey dude, what'd you mean by this post?"

"That's completely unrelated to this argument, Ad Hominem AND Cinder's Law."

by loopdiz January 7, 2026

Dubson’s Third Law

When your partner poops into a diaper and you take their feces and shove it up your own asshole and poop it back out

“Babe, what are you tryna do tonight?”

“I’m tryna teach you Dubson’s Third Law..”

by dfinkel January 7, 2026

Second Otzdarva Law

If a survivor refuses to engage in normal gameplay when they get chased - immediately giving up, going down on purpose, acting friendly, or effectively not trying - then that survivor will almost always be running a build that is mostly or entirely focused on fast generator completion (aggressive gen-speed / gen-efficiency perks), rather than chase, info, self-sustain, or anti-tunnel tools.

Person 1: “That Meg just stood still when I chased her and let herself go down instantly.”
Player 2: “Check her perks-she’s running full generator-speed stacking, zero chase or survival tools, classic second Otzdarva law.”

by samui_sok_962 January 8, 2026

Skelly’s Law

A graph of the attractiveness a cis-women is linear, whereas the graph of the attractiveness of a femboy is exponential, meaning they must intersect at some point.

According to Skelly’s law says that a 10/10 femboy is more attractive than a 10/10 cis-woman but a 1/10 cis-woman is more attractive than a 1/10 femboy.

by JKKII January 9, 2026

Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.

Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!

by Smith Miller January 15, 2025

Bradley's Law

Only a Bradley can deal with someone doing something that is inevitably stupid.

Mr. McMahan angrily stated how annoying it is when he has to put up with the stupid shit people do. Fuck, I hate Bradley's Law

by GeekyCyberNerd January 17, 2025

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025