Friend of the finger

An ex lover. Sometimes used to describe someone who you fingered.

Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.

by Lorenzicus November 2, 2011

friend's casual

when two people, typically male and female, concoct a plan to be "just" friends which involves discussing pancakes relentlessly.

Hi Friend's Casual, did you have pancakes for breakfast?

by couchlover August 6, 2012

Friend Christmas

An annual gathering of the most fabulous motherfuckers in Bel Air. We celebrate christmas by eating, giving gifts and getting tore up from the floor up wasted. Someone will probably fight, someone will probably fuck. Eiher way, we'll all still be fam tomorrow!

"i can barely remember friend christmas cause i was so twaxed"

by ubriaca November 12, 2008

fake friend

a f.f. is a term that sounds like an other in not the same language but has diferent meaning.

to become - bekommen

by felixderkater July 13, 2003

Imaginary Friend

Someone who get no friend's or bitches so they use there pea sized brain to make a fake friend that probably wont like them and pretend like there real while there shaming there self in public.

A random kid: Look its the imaginary friend kid lmao
Another random person: Yeah she gets no bitches at all

by JellyBeanisDefoMid May 17, 2022

Almost friend

Someone who ignores your every attempt to communicate, yet they keep you around for when it's convenient them to get at you. You can't help but to jump on that message bc you've been hanging all this time.

That guy was an awesome almost friend. If he would only return my texts.

by Allgood2005 December 10, 2014

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017