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Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience
Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.
by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021
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bum in

to suddenly acquire; to travel; come in
Trade allowed for necessities to bum in overseas
by a.dotballa February 12, 2019
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Bum

a broke and unemployed man is a Bum
by Jgmsd December 4, 2020
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Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose
by KcnDave September 8, 2023
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Gangster Bum

A Gangster/intimidating guy which begs for money or cigarettes. A ride or to barrow your cellphone.
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...
That loser gangster bum at the grocery store was outside looking for cigarette butts and asking for quarters again. When will he learn that being a Gangster Bum is no way to go through life.. he will surely end up in prison.
by TruePoweR22 May 31, 2014
mugGet the Gangster Bummug.

bum

you know that girl saanvi? shes a real bum!
by loveysv January 21, 2023
mugGet the bummug.

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