Maxi the dog

A dog with the name maxi is the most beautiful dog you will ever see. She is normally a small dog. She loves you so much that she will sleep at the end of your bed clingy of your feet. She won’t ever run away but will never let you ran from her. She is tough and will fight things to protect you even if they are three times her size.

I love maxi the dog she is the toughest dog I have ever seen

by XD faze /Level 300 on fortnite August 5, 2020

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Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

by Special E.D June 17, 2018

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Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023

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APPLE THE DOG

A dog that is fat and cute af. She a apple because dat her name. She always makers you happy even if ur down. She can always make ur day with the stupid things she does.

YO LOOK AT DAT APPLE THE DOG OVER DERE SHE FAT BUT ALSO CUTE.

by Bandgoofball July 7, 2019

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Cheddar The Dog

Cheddar is a Dog.

Raymond Holt and Kevin Cozners dog.
He often participates as a secret weapon in the 99th Precints Halloween Heists.

Favorite Toy: Mr Hootsworth

Nicknames:

-Good Boy
-Cheddar
-Fluffy Boy
-Cheddar

“Oh Cheddar…”
“Cheddar The Dog”
“Our Fluffy Boy”

by falifianqueen233 November 25, 2021

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