No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Ash

When specs of feces are left on the penis after anal penetration.

“Yeah man my Dick was covered in anal ash”

by HughJazz417 March 18, 2022

Pussy anal

When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once

Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday

by jonre x aleah August 15, 2023

Anal Breaker

The excruciating pain of having something destroy your anus.

Man after I got home from work I took a real anal breaker.

by Mysterious wanderer October 4, 2025

Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆

by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018

anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014