ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.

person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad

by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is so sweet, but what attracts him is his ass. Whenever he walks, people would think he’s farting, but it was just his ass... clapping. Anyways, he’s really handsome and cool. If you ever see him around, go and start conversation with him because he’s so sweet. Make sure to use eye contact.

“Damn Ryan got a fat ass” said Justin

by I love you muah January 29, 2020

Bob Ryan

A Bob Ryan is a lost art. Its a sheisty move but someones gotta do it. It's when you spot a drug dealer at a party and tell him you want to sample his cocaine before purchasing some, so he breaks you out 2 FAT lines on the table (this is when you execute the B.R.). You blow the 2 lines back and split.

Also a good way to control your cocaine habit without having to buy any.

I hope Pierre is holdin, im gonna pull a Bob Ryan tonight.

by dr guru May 26, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is funny smart and very lovable when it comes to interacting with people. He's always looking out for his friends and loves to help them out. He is really wise and says so many compliments everyday. When hes messed with he knows how to hit it where it hurts verbally. Hes a natural born leader and loves competition but when he looses hes always a good sport about it. Knowing a Ryan is a wonder because he will never leave you on read.

Oh and i cant forget to mention that in bed hes perfect,he know how to give pleasure the right way ;).

Ryan is a special person and if you find one never let him go.

"Ryan beat us in the last school project"

by Rattytappestry September 5, 2020

ryan

someone who cant spell 6

its ryan this little fool cannot spell 6

by ryan xripps January 10, 2024

Ryan

The primest bitch in all the land, usually has the nickname Primebitch.

If you meet a Ryan, he may be cool but can also be the biggest bitch ever.

by BlueHonesty July 16, 2025

Ryan

Ur mom lollllll

Girl 1: omg who’s that guy
Helen: that’s my boo thang get away from him

Girl 1: lol he’s so hot
Helen: Ik right but imma beat ur ass

Girl 1: stfu let’s go imma take your boo thang

Helen: *takes off her earings, and puts her hair up*
Girl 1: gets scared asf and runs away

Helen: makes out with Ryan and lives happy ever after

by Meduca6gunner August 20, 2022