Two nil barrier

The act of nullifying a 2 goal deficit in a game of football.

An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.

See also aids

3-2 win? That's the two nil barrier.

They've scored a second goal, the two nil barrier is in effect.

by AtomicAtom May 30, 2018

two chords

Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)

*Jazz music playing*
Me: "oh, two chords"

by Dan Sparkle May 30, 2018

Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.

I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.

by Jiganon May 30, 2018

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.

"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"

by Albert Pennyworth August 8, 2022

two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022