Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

shit-hound

Term of endearment for a favorite dog, generally one that has no obvious redeeming qualities ie: hunting, guard dog, etc.

Don't bother rinsing the dishes, just let the shit-hound lick them off.

by Darryl Stone December 27, 2007

shit food

Anything which is bought in a 24 hour store after 2a.m. to aid an all night study session.

Student1: I'm so screwed for this exam 2 moro.
Student2(driver):it'll be grand lets go to dunnes.
Student1(gullible):ok!!(with enthusiasm)

They go and buy shit food.
The end.

by Evelyn the magnificent! April 23, 2008

i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

by KEJIAN March 6, 2009

shit chicken

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .

"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"

by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009

Croc of Shit

Australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullshit. Must be said in an Australian accent, usually pronounced "Croc o Shit" or "Croc a Shit". See Miley Cyrus.

Steve: Did you see Miley Cyrus' latest video?
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.

Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.

by EdSwag203 November 9, 2013

shit stash

A line of poo across the upper lip

A shit stash would look good on you

by SamusFox March 31, 2003