Michael 

Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.

"Wouldn't wanna be like Michael."

Michael by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022

michael morris 

vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!

Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme

Rockafeller who?

“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”

michael morris by chris hansen1 August 14, 2022

Michael pinella 

Who is that?

Hey do you know a perosn named Michael pinella?
Not gonna lie. Who is that

Michael pinella by Taz_04 August 20, 2022

Michael 

A dirty ass monkey.

Girl: Michael is dirty

Michael by By Isaiah August 21, 2022

Michael Jackson 

HEE HEE

Im michael jackson hee hee

Michael Jackson by ph03n1xz August 22, 2022

Michael Jordan 

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.

Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.

Michael Jordan by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022

Michael 

He's barely on social media yet funny and smart irl, he is very proud of himself as he should be due to achievements he had. Someone called Michael can also be quite insecure but refuses to show it and covers it up with pride and his ego. Michael can be both the nicest and meanest person you know. Michael can also be a perfectionist and hates losing, tries his hardest whether it's to ace a text or even just win an argument.

Damn it's weird that Michael forgot to do his homework. I mean it's MICHAEL we're talking about

Michael by Some1aroundtheCORNER2019 August 24, 2022