Mexican upgrade

Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.

On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.

by iceweed May 21, 2018

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

by Osoboro April 14, 2023

Mexican Switchblade

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.

Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.

by Kongo Kong May 29, 2018

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.

Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.

by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012

mexican prenup

The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court

That puta tried to take my impala when she left me but i had that mexican prenup!

by Mississippi.boi April 17, 2024

mexican dumpster

When a man cums inside an asshole and that person in turn poops it back out on them. Preferably on the face.

Me: dude I came in her butt last night and she pooped it back on my face!!!

Friend: dude wtf. Gross!!! You let her give you a Mexican dumpster???

by Zainy21 September 5, 2017