May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022

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may 25

a boy that is handsome and nice

"my favourite month is may 25"

by ZAF1RAH May 5, 2021

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May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

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may 21st

go spend some time with someone you miss, dead or alive, find a way to spend time with them, yes, the person you just thought of, them, ask them!

"Ur hanging out with Kylie today?"
"yes! its may 21st!" :)

by salty seashell May 21, 2024

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May 28th

If you were born on May 28th your just not gonna have a good life. And also if you know a person that starts would a Z I would do anything for him because he is better than u

Wow your born on May 28th. That sucks

by Maxisjd September 10, 2020

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Emma-may a sight for sore eyes , and her eyes the colour of a cold dead body . Her teeny toes are endless fun to fiddle with . Her breasts are so breasty you will not find a girl with such a juicy rack . Her hair is so long and voluminous, brown, the colour of a turd , with a razzle dazzle of sweetcorn.

Oliver: who’s that batty gyal with them big ass titties ? Mark: oh your defo talking Emma-may , I ain’t never seen such jucy calcium cannons before.

by Bimbish May 1, 2024

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