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vagigi fart

a fart out of your vagina, instead of your butt, when sitting down
"That vagigi fart was particularly juicy!"
by markington November 15, 2007
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lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.
He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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Fart tart

When you shit in a pop tart and use it as a condom. Feels great,until you get a STD or herpes.
Girl:Did you use a fart tart on me!? Guy: yes i did baby!girl: i want a divorce asshole
by Sugon69 September 2, 2022
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Rain Fart

When a wet, runny fart seeps down your legs.
Was that a rain fart?
by MegaMoon July 26, 2016
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E-Fart

Search results that have absolutely nothing to do with your keywords - a common occurrence in poor search engines.
Derp 1:
Dude, I entered "orca" into the Bing search engine and It gave me 100 pages of "Russian pornography" for results.

Derp 2:
Yeah, looks like Bing had a serious E-Fart.
by NewSpeak March 5, 2015
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brain fart

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.
by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018
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Fart Invasion

This is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. And you all simultaneously fart like hell before exiting without making a purchase. This can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop assistants dive for cover.

If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.
'lets go to that crap clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we'll get the fuckers next week too'

'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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