Makeout Fart

What happens when you are making out with someone in a closet with a party going on in the room attached. Someone says something funny, so you and your partner both start lauging while making out, and pressure builds in your mouths resulting a large fart like sound being made from your mouths. Very embarrasing. Also kills the mood. Can also be referref to as a mart

guy 1: hey man where did you go last night i couldnt find you at the party!
guy 2:sorry dude i was making out with this really hot chick and things got really heated ;)
guy 1: yeahh bro! was she good?
guy 2: uh huh. until you decided to try to rap toSteady Mobbin' and we started laughing and we had a makeout fart. way tocock block, man.

by fiyerrburninnn June 28, 2010

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

fart stack

A tower of farts, like piled pancakes or smokestacks. Moreover, someone who's noxious, unbearable, and downright disgusting.

"Your mom is a fart stack."

"Ugh, I laid the most rancid fart stack earlier."

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

phillsburry fart

A chinky shit in class that opens his ass wide and let's his fart out in silence while facing his enemy from the anus. He grabs his bucket and then does a big dollop inside it and let's it dry out with flies until it's thanksgiving. When you face your enemy again and stick the bucket of shit in his mouth while running away like a savage try hard

That kid just did a phillsburry fart all over trevis

by Phil's burry fart November 24, 2016

bounce fart

When you keep your feet planted on the ground, but hop up and down just before and during a fart.

It usually leads to the fart making a pulsing sound, and can be infinitely more comical than a normal fart.
It also relieves slight tension on your anus, which allows you to pass gas more casually incase you have an anal fissure.

David: "Yo did you hear my bounce fart earlier?"
Sizookie: "LOL, yeah, it sounded like a motorbike stalling."
David: "I think some splattered on Sally's head, and she didnt even know wtf the sound was."
Sizookie: "Gotta love that bounce fart sound."

by agm1984 December 2, 2011

Fart Pellet

The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.

Whoaaa sorry Bro that is gonna stink. I had a whole bowl of fart pellets for lunch. Sorry man.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020