Taco Sock

When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.

Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...

by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016

Diaper Taco

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.

Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.

by Mebegebo August 30, 2012

tacoing

A boring version of talking. Like when some gaming nerd with autisum starts tacoing about The Legend of Zelda, trying to explain the game, and you pretend that you are paying attention. But really you have no idea. People who taco normally don't stop talking until they have bored themself.

Dude #1: You you have any idea what the heck Trevor was saying?
Dude #2: He was tacoing about some science crap. I got so zoned out.

by WashyShortshot September 14, 2019

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

taco walking

When one talks sexy to a woman to get that pussy wet

What do I have to do to get that taco walking

by bigdong06 October 30, 2017

The Ultimatum of Del Taco

Opportunity cost. Fuck you Jack Mason
-Jack Douglas out.

It's spoken by few, and feared by many. It's The Ultimatum of Del Taco.

by 000578 November 29, 2020

brazilian taco

A hairless form of the French taco.

A Brazilian taco is much easier to eat , because you don't have to chop your way in with a machete

by WVUhillbilly August 13, 2017