Ed cheese

The prodigious amount of cheese found on the head of an uncut dirty (sometimes mexican)penis. This cheese differs from ordinary head cheese in that it is primarily found on whiny cobnobblers with thick moustaches and glasses.

I just hate clip-on ties, pisses me off like a bitch.... Goddamnit, my Ed cheese is dripping again.

Why yes, Ed cheese and nut butter makes for a very tasty sandwich. Can you peel off the crust first please?

by Butter Knobb November 10, 2008

Eat the cheese

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

by 5Mrclutch December 30, 2014

cheese fiend

A cheese fiend is one that finds themselves consuming large quantities of cheese. Their fridge is never devoid of cheese. They will require cheese to be added to every meal, or consider cheese to be a meal on it's own.

"We're not getting the cheese platter for dessert. Besides, we already had grilled halloumi for an entrée and cheese fondue as a main - I'm not sharing a cheese platter for dessert. Stop being a cheese fiend!"

Person 1: Is there any cheese left for the hotdogs?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: What! I only bought a new block yesterday.
Person 2: And I needed it all.
Person 1:You're such a cheese fiend.

by Dapper Zapper June 4, 2016

breadsticks and cheese

a penis that is in boner form while in the lady with crusty cum all over it, while screwing and the lady is on top

i made sarah some good breadsticks and cheese last night she really liked it

by haley and lindsey February 27, 2009

cheese knuckle

Like a moose knuckle except it has the overwhelming odour of rancid cheese.

Man, I can smell that cheese knuckle from 6 feet away.

by ritwil July 20, 2011

dick cheese

see also "urungus"

i'm growing a urungus culture for science class.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

String cheese

The stringy white cottage cheese discharge the secretes from a mans penis when he has contracted a yeast infection. Usually through intercourse with a woman that has a yeast infection.

Jack got string cheese after bangin some nasty ass stripper...bitch be hate'n life

by Dave N'Busta May 24, 2010