Zoomed

High as shit

Boy you were zoomed after you got that bong last night

by Heyguuuurrlll November 1, 2017

zamb zooms

the zombies in any call of duty games
(or anything involving zombies)

Hey bro want to go play zamb zooms at 6?

by ItzJustVortex May 7, 2016

hound zoom

The act of zooming in on somebody's face very close for comedic affect..

"Bro watch me hound zoom this ridiculous photo of Jeremey's girlfriend"

by J Force October 11, 2016

Pulling a Zoom

When you start off an argument acting dumb but then hit them with so much facts,knowledge, and evidence that they have no choice but to either stop talking or just admit that they were wrong.

Billy: Yeah, I worked For Yahoo!
Ted: Dude, dont make me start pulling a zoom on you.

by datalnklyerrr February 10, 2018

Abdob Zoom

When a person plays cs:go and he doublezooms with the awp and walks around like that.

Why the fuck are you double zoomed in man??

Its called the Abdob Zoom you retard!!

by Strutsen78 February 6, 2017

Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020

Zoomed

When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.

Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.

A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.

"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."

by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020