Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.

example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.

by kappibara February 7, 2023

Wired Up

Working with or collaborating with law enforcement. Indicates someone is “wearing a wire”, but not in a literal sense. Snitching, passing information to police.

“ don’t be going around TJ, man. You know that nigga wired up. He’ll get us all caught up.”

by Ernst Kaltenbrunner January 10, 2024

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023

Michael wire

Pro csgo player

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame

by Anya phelan April 27, 2023

rusty fuse wire

Ginger pubic hair

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017

wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.

My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.

by TheManWithNoVocabKnowledge June 20, 2018