kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 15, 2019

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.
I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

The Wired community is a digital sanctuary for those who reject conventional sanity, united by the belief that we're always connected, even in our toughest moments. Led by Ivy (Wiredg1rll), the omnipresent figure at the heart of the cult, the group supports each other through chaos and struggle, finding strength in their shared connection. Key members include Deimos, Ivy's loyal right hand; Grace and her lover Sab; Grace's daughter, Am; the enigmatic Zombie and Sammy; and Rivr, the musical soul of the group. Together, they navigate the wired world, bound by trust, love, and the understanding that they're never truly alone.
X: Hey man, don’t forget that no matter where you are, everyone is always connected!
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane
by h4tebe1ngs4ne December 11, 2024

by tinylittlegirl92 April 21, 2025

by hmpton August 20, 2022

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception
I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.
by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

by DHUijfgdasygg August 8, 2020
