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Mccarty Wipe

when you run out of toilet paper or are about to shower after taking a shit and purposely not wiping and immediatly jump into the shower to wash the shit off.
Thismorning i realized i had no toilet paper and had to Mccarty wipe
by chump change36 July 12, 2011
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Ass Wipe

A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.
"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."
by Chelseyyy! January 9, 2010
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Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.
Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.
by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021
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Bag Wipe

A "Refreshing Towelette" like you might receive with an order of KFC with the words "Bag Wipe" displayed on the packaging.

The "Bag Wipe" is used for soothing or cooling one's hot and sticky testicles.
I ran three blocks to get crammed into a city bus during rush hour. My sweaty Nut-Sack was firmly stuck to my thigh. I pulled out a "Bag Wipe" and proceeded to "freshen up" in front of the horrified on-lookers.
by Knut Sack August 4, 2007
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verification wipe

Wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or not one has in fact pooped his/her pants. Most often happening at work or out at clubs/bars
I ate three chilli dogs last night and drank 18 beers so that fart is going to need a verification wipe
by V Allen May 12, 2008
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swipe and wipe

to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.
"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."
by robbin hood March 30, 2012
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golden wipe

The wipeing of one's ass that results in a clean piece of toilet paper.
Dude! I just wiped and nothing was showed up!

response: nice golden wipe.
by belz 411 October 24, 2009
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