Wine Mistake

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine

“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”

by Tillytonks April 15, 2023

Thumbquat Wine

A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!

Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!

by LMROBS September 4, 2021

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021

Wine Daddy

Wine daddy is a connoisseur of all things wine, he was born in Boorowa NSW during a humble wine tasting where he blitzed the competition and dominated the tasting with a perfect score. He was renamed during the evening to Nicky but the name didn't stick and he has adopted wine daddy even though wasn't sure how he felt about it.

Wine daddy poses for photos for the ladies and has roommates concerned about whether their pants will fall off at the sight of his beautiful face

Jo says " I only like it deep Wine Daddy"

by Thewine-o May 17, 2023

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

by snickrdoodle January 7, 2010

Nap wine

Early to mid afternoon glass of wine to help you can catch some sleep while the sun is still up.

Chill Sara, it’s nap wine. I’ll be ready to go out in a few hours.

by Madatnumbers April 19, 2020

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020