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Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
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Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.
by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018
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walmart ass

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck
yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat
by Angie612 February 9, 2020
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Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
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Walmart Roll

Consuming adderall and alcohol.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.
“You rolling tonight?”
“Nah, I just rolled last night. Gonna just Walmart roll tonight.”
“Sick.”
by SmoothKemosabe June 25, 2022
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walmart fish

Someone who is extremely gross and petty
Damn, My side chick, she's a Walmart fish
by KayleeDevlani January 10, 2017
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