walmart kid

A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral

He yodels like the Walmart kid

by Money mo May 25, 2018

walmart shenanigans

Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.

Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun

by boaz274 December 18, 2017

Walmart Hoe

Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady

The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter

by BiQueen October 2, 2016

Walmart boy

An iconic yodelling little boy singing in Walmart who’s better than Beyoncé

Do the Walmart boy

by Wolfgrrr May 24, 2018

walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".

Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.

by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around in her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS

Walmart cunt

by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022

walmart metal

A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.

That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.

by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020