The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
Get the Walmart Rockmug. A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018
Get the Walmart Prettymug. by Angie612 February 9, 2020
Get the walmart assmug. Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019
Get the Walmart crushmug. by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
Get the Walmart cowboymug. Consuming adderall and alcohol.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.
by SmoothKemosabe June 25, 2022
Get the Walmart Rollmug. by KayleeDevlani January 10, 2017
Get the walmart fishmug.