walmart ass

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck

yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat

by Angie612 February 9, 2020

Walmart Trash

Similar to a Walmart rat. Someone who could be defined as Walmart trash spends their time in a Walmart and loiters around there. Another definition for Walmart trash is a Walmart customer who looks shady or is doing weird or stupid things.

So basically, it means a lesser human being that dwells in Walmart.

I was at Walmart the other day buying some snacks, but then some Walmart trash came up to me and questioned my snack choices.

by whiteboyz36 October 27, 2017

Walmart Roll

Consuming adderall and alcohol.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.

“You rolling tonight?”
“Nah, I just rolled last night. Gonna just Walmart roll tonight.”
“Sick.”

by SmoothKemosabe June 25, 2022

walmart fish

Someone who is extremely gross and petty

Damn, My side chick, she's a Walmart fish

by KayleeDevlani January 10, 2017

Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.

Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!

by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021

walmart texas

tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7

person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas

by applepiemommy September 8, 2021

walmart wave

Holding up your middle finger; also known as "flipping the bird", and giving someone "the finger". Mainly used by large-assed women driving Ford Windstar vans, with large bangs.

"Did you see that haggard redneck lady in the rusted-out soccer mom van? She really gave that bitch in the Taurus the ol' WalMart Wave!"

by Rocco the other white meat. January 18, 2017