by Sleepy Mc Pimp Shit January 20, 2009

Prefix to tale of hardship from which the individual emerged to live a more fulfilling and successful life than yours...
When I were a lad... I wore a cardboard box and ate dirt. But that didn't stop me from founding an Internet retail empire and making millions.
by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

The time during the doning of the condom.
Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.
Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.
The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.
Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.
The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Chuck always gets excited when the balloon goes up.
I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.
President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:
"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.
President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:
"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
by That one dude..!@gh February 5, 2023

(figuratively, idiomatic) When the pressure is on; when the situation is critical or urgent; when the time has come for action, even if it is difficult.
He is not a particularly talented builder, but 'when twist comes to crunch', he can usually get the job done
by Pyro Pig December 5, 2022

Me when.., Me when your..., when you..., your...., when...,me!, me when.., me when..., Me When Your Mom
by DeezJoe November 27, 2021

by nibble123 May 31, 2023

This is a way to define that what is said while being baked is not serious, dumb, nonsense, and exaggerated. People should not be held to bragging and promises spoken when smokin'.
Oscar remembered that he promised Hector he would give him the extra ticket to the concert after they got high last night, but he knew he had to take Mary or she'd break up with him. Since he enjoyed having sex with her, he couldn't have that! He knew Hector would understand as this issue fell into the realm of "what's spoken when smokin'."
by von groovy September 17, 2017
