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Jesus Weekend

A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
by Father Abraham II February 2, 2022
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pealcoholnis weekend

the sort of weekend your girlfriend is expecting when she hasnt seen you in 1 or more weeks; she will be full of alcohol and penis for the entirety. hence 'pealcoholnis weekend' pretty much an ideallic weekend for both parties involved.
michael: what are you doing this weekend charlotte?
charlotte: oh, visiting my boyfriend
michael: pealcoholnis weekend then?
charlotte: preeety much.. cant wait :D
michael: well.. have a good one!
charlotte: mmm pealcoholnis
by nijhizzle August 7, 2010
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weekend player

A person(s) and/or game who plays or is played in a casual manner.
...Nah, Josh isn't good enough for our GameBattles team; He's such a weekend player.

or

...Nah, I'm tired of Black Ops, lets play something weekender-er, like Uno.
by Mr Martinotti December 10, 2011
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donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.
Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!
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Marathon weekend

A weekend where the only beverage allowed to be consumed is beer or some form of alcohol. Typically starts at around 7-8PM friday night and ends on Sunday afternoon, or night if you're liver can sustain more damage. Extra fun is its a 3 day weekend. Each person typically buys 2 30 racks or possibly 3 if its a 3 day weekend.
That marathon weekend kicked the shit out of my liver
by THE DUUUUDE October 1, 2009
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lost weekend

A period of several days in which one indulges in activities such as drug-taking and sex.
by WhiteDwarf666 July 5, 2015
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Hummingbird weekend

Guy #1: Dude, why are you guys all over each other?
Guy # 2: We're having a Hummingbird weekend!
by Yub Nub August 8, 2006
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