Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
by Father Abraham II February 2, 2022

the sort of weekend your girlfriend is expecting when she hasnt seen you in 1 or more weeks; she will be full of alcohol and penis for the entirety. hence 'pealcoholnis weekend' pretty much an ideallic weekend for both parties involved.
michael: what are you doing this weekend charlotte?
charlotte: oh, visiting my boyfriend
michael: pealcoholnis weekend then?
charlotte: preeety much.. cant wait :D
michael: well.. have a good one!
charlotte: mmm pealcoholnis
charlotte: oh, visiting my boyfriend
michael: pealcoholnis weekend then?
charlotte: preeety much.. cant wait :D
michael: well.. have a good one!
charlotte: mmm pealcoholnis
by nijhizzle August 7, 2010

...Nah, Josh isn't good enough for our GameBattles team; He's such a weekend player.
or
...Nah, I'm tired of Black Ops, lets play something weekender-er, like Uno.
or
...Nah, I'm tired of Black Ops, lets play something weekender-er, like Uno.
by Mr Martinotti December 10, 2011

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!
by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching January 6, 2008

A weekend where the only beverage allowed to be consumed is beer or some form of alcohol. Typically starts at around 7-8PM friday night and ends on Sunday afternoon, or night if you're liver can sustain more damage. Extra fun is its a 3 day weekend. Each person typically buys 2 30 racks or possibly 3 if its a 3 day weekend.
by THE DUUUUDE October 1, 2009

by WhiteDwarf666 July 5, 2015

by Yub Nub August 8, 2006
