stuffed unit

a person who is terminally ill or irreversibly injured in an accident.
"His cancer has spread to his brain, he's a stuffed unit"
"Shame about his accident, paralysed from the neck down, poor guy is a stuffed unit"
by Kraken December 22, 2017
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Abuse unit

Texas law defines "Abuse unit" thus (Health and Safety Code, Title 6, Subtitle C, Chapter 481, Subchapter A, Section 481.002):

(A) except as provided by Paragraph (B):

(i) a single unit on or in any adulterant, dilutant, or similar

carrier medium, including marked or perforated blotter paper, a

tablet, gelatin wafer, sugar cube, or stamp, or other medium that

contains any amount of a controlled substance listed in Penalty

Group 1-A, if the unit is commonly used in abuse of that

substance; or

(ii) each quarter-inch square section of paper, if the adulterant,

dilutant, or carrier medium is paper not marked or perforated into

individual abuse units; or
(B) if the controlled substance is in liquid or solid form, 40 micrograms

of the controlled substance including any adulterant or dilutant.

The most well-known substance in "Penalty Group 1-A" is LSD. The term "Abuse unit" is used in order to fairly prosecute possession or manufacture of drugs that are usually dosed with blotter paper (and other hard-to-measure mediums).
"Bro—Kady just boofed five abuse units of LSD!"
by cumshark October 22, 2019
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United Fan

A fan other the English soccer team Manchester United.

These fans are pretentious and full of themselves. Really dumbass fans that hate their own team.
Do you see the man over there? He is such a United Fan
by COYS14 December 29, 2019
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sealed unit

The desired result of completely sealing something up.

Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.
Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.
by Tee Elle See August 05, 2011
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Orcas Unite

A popular chant among lemmings to identify each other in social settings.

A verbal secret handshake for those that enjoy spending massive amounts of money in games with the intent to humiliate the lemmings.

Also known as : killer whales, individuals who spend any amount of money to be number one.
Big spender 1: orcas unite
Lemming 1: orcas unite!
Lemming 2: that's funny, Orcas unite!
Lemming 3: what does it even mean. Orcas unite!!!
by Avoidthesheeple October 17, 2018
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Vaginal Unit

Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.
Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!
by Chigouderen December 23, 2010
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mini unit

an absolute machine of a person who looks like they never leave the gym. except they’re a mini version. very compact. usually around 5’1”.
Ah, shit. Here comes the mini unit.
by mini_unit September 30, 2019
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