satori tendou

the hottest ,most amazing, most adorable, most scrumdiddlyumptious character in haikyuu.

person 1 : do you know satori tendou?
person 2 : oh yeah, that cute guy from shiratorizawa?

by chickentendou5 July 22, 2021

dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 6, 2006

Ho Tendencies

noun.
Used to describe behavior that is inherently programmed into females because of sexual repression brought upon by societies need to restrict and deny human sexuality. Can take forms in many degrees:

*Also can be expressed during periods of lowered inhibition and/or periods of prolonged sexual abstinence (i.e. Spring Break, Mardi Gras, drunken nights).

*Or the actions of a nasty ass bitch

ex: Juanita has 12% ho tendencies whereas Orangelica is 60% straight up ho.

Ex:Two nights ago Yolanda got tired of her usual late night movies and went out for some action, resulting in 95% ho tendencies, a hangover and lost undies.

by Orgenlica Juanita Williams April 9, 2009

Tendies

Tenders but better...
Made of chicken
High quality chicken tenders

GIMME GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES

by Arandomreader May 18, 2018

Tender

The word Tender is used to describe a person that is being a complete Pussy. Warning.. Tenderness may lead to Vaginosis if not addressed immediately.

Harold: Hey, want to play paintball after school?
Mike: Nah paintball hurts.
Harold: Dude stop being so Tender...

by ShaQueefah June 9, 2011

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

chicken tender sub

n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.

I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.

by Lucas Groth June 23, 2006