The Johnson Treatment

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008

Spock Treatment

A term used when a couple pleasures each others privates. The term originates from when a young man stood behind a cardboard cutout of Spock and cut out a area in the pants to insert his privates.

Male " hey babe I got a homerun in baseball tonight "
Female " gosh dear that's great!"
Male " can I have a Spock treatment?"
Female " sure!"

by Sportsbra33 January 1, 2012

Salt Treatment

When someone acting salty as fuck for a extended period of time.

"Dude she been giving me the salt treatment for like 2 weeks now because i forgot her favorite color."

by Optimo April 25, 2015

Blanket treatment

When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.

When i see that hoe in plublic shes gonna get the blanket treatment.

by Fukumf February 18, 2020

Beck’in treatment

when a person loosely connects marginally related information to prove an elusive (and typically not real) point. Named after the television host, Glenn Beck.

Bush provided a Beck’in treatment with the lead into the Iraq War.

by setgewick March 13, 2011

Nickel/Dime Treatment

Shoving Nickel and Dimes up someones ass.

I'm going to hang you by your feet from the ceiling fan and give you the Nickel/Dime Treatment!!!!

by FlightAttd4AA November 17, 2011

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome occurs when some one uses their boy/girl friend once and then discards them. It is abbreviated as PPTS. The Paper Plate Treatment can be very severe as people who give it often times boast of it to their friends and peers. If you or a loved one has suffered from Paper Plate Treatment, you may notice that you/loved one's self esteem has lowered considerably, the affected becomes depressed, withdrawn, and is less interested in usually enjoyable activities. Video games such as WoW, Minecraft, Runescape, and Skyrim are the only known cures to Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome.

Person 1: I am depressed man, my gf left me after a week.

Counselor: I know whats wrong.

Person 1: What is it?

Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by c1094 June 23, 2014