(Verb) pronounciation ( tro-ll-en ) Cyber stalking multiple pages; part of daily routine to scroll through social media; reading articles only to look through the comments section; looking around only being nosey online.
by Bookworm30 September 27, 2015
Get the Trollingmug. When your parents (mostly moms) say you cant go somewhere and the only reason is because they said so
Son: mom can i go hang out with my friends tonight
Mom: no
Son:why not?
Mom: because i said so
Son: mom your such a troll
Mom: no
Son:why not?
Mom: because i said so
Son: mom your such a troll
by Stackhouse159 October 22, 2011
Get the Trollmug. A stupid fucking dickhead who has no life, is mentally ill and is fucked up goes online and gives a bunch of shit around the Internet.
by ThatAnonPerv July 12, 2014
Get the Trollmug. An Internet Troll: A film critic without an education and a burning empty hole inside that can never be filled or satisfied; that spews forth endless hate against all things and for all reasons, and usually with extremely bad grammar; a mindless, empty thing that can only react and never create who will go on and on forever, sucking up joy without ever tasting it like a black hole sucking in light, until the end of all time and space and things unless their computers blow up first, of course.
by Pat Brien December 12, 2008
Get the Trollmug. Someone who posts stupid threads saying outrageous things that aren't true in order to get a laugh. Generally requires very little brain function.
This one time, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when her dog came in the room, so we had a threesome. Then her mom came home and wanted in on the action. That bitch pissed in my mouth until I came. What's a troll? I'm a person.
by Rosslyn February 16, 2009
Get the Trollmug. There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
by Jake February 18, 2004
Get the trollmug. by ArmyGirl October 29, 2003
Get the trollmug.