sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.

"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."

by Torsky March 10, 2008

three on the tree

having a three speed transmission where the shifter is actually located on the column. seen in 60s model fords.

my 65 ford falcon had a three on the tree.

by carbombxhooligan December 6, 2004

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020

Tree Giver

A corkscrew like spin with a flipping motion, also can be preformed on women

dude he just did a tree giver to that jump

by Fresh Tramp Tricks June 27, 2011

trees up

Discrete way of saying or asking for weed.

Dave : "Trees Up!? Hoes Down!?"

by Mista Mo May 20, 2007

TREE BIFFA

LANKY BIFFA

ZAK SHAREEF IS A TREE BIFFA

by EL CAPITANNNN April 23, 2021

curb tree

A discarded Christmas tree left on the curb post-holidays (i.e., after December 25)

For Brenda, the surge of curb trees in early January always reminded her of a bittersweet time in her life.

by wordsmithDC January 15, 2011