Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

Doo doo torpedoes

Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.

Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.

by 123bdk October 6, 2023

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024

swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

by george droyd December 11, 2024