toke countdown

The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.

Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.

by wecomefromstars March 13, 2011

token helper

A person who pretends to help, but actually doesn't. Token helpers frequently get recognition for 'helping' and this can be irritating to the person needing the help. Token helpers may be sent by a boss or manager to appear to help and the boss or manager gets the credit for 'helping.'

My friend offered to help. But she just stood there and watched while I did all the work. She's a token helper.

by pobox867 February 10, 2014

Toke it up

When people want to smoke a marijuana bowl.

Guy: "hey let's toke it up? "
Girl: "I'm down pass that shiet."

by 4The2Stoner0 October 2, 2016

Toke Trusse Tyv

A boy who gets in girls pants everywhere he goes. The boys Name is typically Toke strunge nielsen, and has a deep voice that attracts every girls in a 100 km radius. He is quite flirty and never stays with one girl more than one night. He loves double dates, and thicc girls.

I just gave birth to a Toke Trusse Tyv

by Benzzzzzz December 4, 2019

Tokelau

Tokelau is a overseas territory owned by New Zealand. I’ve always called it irrelevant, because yeah, it is. I also say how it’s probably gonna sink soon along with all the other pacific islands. Tokelau’s flag (🇹🇰) is quite cool though! It hasn’t gained independence yet, but it’s been on the list of UN territories that are on the independence list.

Person 1: Woah! Tokelau is beautiful!
Person 2: What is Tokelau??
Person 1: It’s an overseas territory owned by New Zealand

by I love geography October 16, 2022

dry-toke

An attempt to take a toke off a spliff/joint when it's gone out/not lit.

Usually spoken accompanied by a disgusted facial expression and gestures reaching to the nearest beverage.

*person1 takes a toke off a spliff*
ugh.. *disgusted face*
*person2*
aah, dry-toke, man, they're nasty sometimes
*person 1 nods and reaches for the orange juice*

by Mihaili January 12, 2012

Batch Toke

When you take a bong rip that is just a crushed up cigarette

Yo Mikey just ripped a batch toke!

by s6i9x6t9y6n9i6n9e June 27, 2018