the door is that way

when someone says something stupid or does something stupid or says a bad pun

Student 1 which math questions were we supossed to do
Student 2 : It was page 4 but just the c's

Student 3: I could 4c that

Student 1: ok the door is that way

by Thinkingdom October 3, 2019

poster-door

You put a poster on the door and lick it in a sexual way.

I poster-doored that poster I got yesterday.

by sneakers March 31, 2014

Pork doors

The entrance to a girls vagina. Alternative name for gammon flaps.

We got into bed and I smashed open her pork doors with my meat sword.

by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018

the door in the floor

when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door

man he really had a door on the floor that night.

by jerold dean November 21, 2004

Door Breacher

The door breacher is the designated guy in the group who makes first contact with the ladies. He is proficient in finding ways to either enter their conversation without them knowing or “accidentally” corralling a group of ladies to bring them closer to his group of guys. Every group of guys has a door breacher. He is funny, charming and gives off a safe vibe crucial for initiating contact with the opposite sex. He also specializes in pick up lines, dad jokes and other phrases that females will not dismiss initially. The door breacher is only as good as his stack though, without a proper team of guys behind him the mission can go awry.

“See that group of girls over there.. Teddy is the best door breacher we got, let’s send him in first”

by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007