dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

tire gang

more like broken leg gang

tire gang?
more like broken leg gang

by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018

Tired Hungry

When you keep getting hungry from staying up late

Do I really keep getting tired hungry?

by happy love star August 27, 2016

bitch tired

‘Bitch tired’ refers to a demeanor when you look so tired that it looks like you just got done with a whole day of bitching.

Joe: how was your flight?

James: it was hell dude, got stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled, then got seated next to a baby

Joe: damn dude, you look bitch tired.

by Giraffesarentreal12 December 27, 2019

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

Tire Rack

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.

by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020

Tire God

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%

Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021