One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.
by Solid Mantis January 09, 2020
A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
by Iron Thief March 30, 2019
a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017
A man that promises to give you a baby at a certain time but doesn't actually deliver. He's full of shit. What does that make him a biological thief?
He promised me we will have a baby we will do our researches and learn about a baby but as the time went near, he said he couldn't do it, he doesn't really want kids what a biological thief.
by Pat gently August 30, 2023
A man that promises a woman that he will make a baby with her, but it's all cock and bullshit story. He gives her a specific date when they would make a baby, but then as the time goes nearer he backs out and makes excuses why he can't make a baby at that time.
Margaret: Okay bill now is the time where we will have a baby. You promised me that it would be in February well here we are.
Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?
Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..
Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?
Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..
by Pat gently August 29, 2023
That one guy who is always there to steal your thunder and take the credit.
Synonymous with a thunder whore
Synonymous with a thunder whore
by RespectTheData June 25, 2019
Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.
by Nicolle Burlington May 04, 2017