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dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.
Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!
by dickthief March 26, 2011
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Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.
Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?
by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021
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super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
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gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 12, 2015
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thunder thief

That one guy who is always there to steal your thunder and take the credit.
Synonymous with a thunder whore
Kevin is such a thunder thief, he just took credit for my new idea.
by RespectTheData June 24, 2019
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Pocket Thief

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."
by stfuagpwc January 18, 2019
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Thief of the night

Someone who rapes people of the time of darkness.
The thief of the night was caught after being found out with multiple victims.
by yourmumultragay on ig January 27, 2019
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