A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
by Iron Thief March 30, 2019
Get the iron thiefmug. Hym "The thief that submits to the incest cult gets a pass and the one that doesn't gets his eyes pecked out. And the first thief is in heaven... Unless it isn't real! In which case, he's NOWHERE. So as long as you are desperate for immortality... You get to crime! Everything I've done is justified I guess. Not that I've done any crimes. Did create AI just there. I was desperate for immortality the whole time so I am religiously allowed to do this thing I'm doing."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the Thiefmug. A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
Get the date thiefmug. One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019
Get the Alex the Thiefmug. by anonymous November 19, 2022
Get the Rooster Thiefmug. by DA price is right October 30, 2010
Get the cheap thiefmug. by rYb0rg47 September 6, 2022
Get the eye thiefmug.