Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.

Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.

by Kf1345 August 09, 2022

Vacuum dream

Vacuum dream means you aren’t sucking enough, and even want to inhale him in your dreams. .

You must have been having vacuum dreams again, he asked her after that surprise blowjob.

by Streetsweeper55 April 18, 2021

vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017

Dry Vacuum 3000

When someone is sucking the dick and suck like Za vacuum

That bitch gave me that dry vacuum 3000

by 10/10 pen February 24, 2020

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018

poop vacuum

The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.

Yo bro, that poop vacuum video you send me was fucking disgusting but savage as fuck!

by Poop Vacuum November 05, 2017

Rainbow Vacuum

A gay blow job.

Matix had a rainbow vacuum party.

by Deepration December 23, 2021