Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.

"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."

by milky-andro February 22, 2021

pull up a teddy

When male and female go down on another female

Me and my girl pull up a teddy

by Lulu 💯 March 25, 2017

Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.

“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!

by Townsy October 14, 2021

teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

teddy bear appeal

A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.

Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"

by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014