stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
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getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
by Alderspsycho December 15, 2013
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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 24, 2014
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Sydney Stroke

When receiving a rim job while standing, instead of the person giving a tradition reach around it is from down underneath.
i went out with my Mrs last night, we got drunk and she gave me a Sydney Stroke, best night ever.
by Yuddz January 30, 2023
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Alabama stroke

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.
by ja'deqwerviex November 04, 2017
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Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017
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Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.
"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"
by escington January 13, 2023
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