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Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!
Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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Caught the stab

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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Stab in the back

To cause harm knowingly & intentionally to someone like a friend: Usually carried out via

- Betrayals of Trust that was given on previous agreements,

- Deceitful actions or other forms of lies,

- (and) secretly acting in ways that are contradictory to whatever impression you intended to project for friends beforehand.

An example would be something like hypocrisy with friends:

Where a friend is pretending to see gossip as bad, only to then have intentions of using something against us at a later moment.
She promised to keep that secret and I trusted her, but now she used it to make me look bad in front of our friends! What a stab in the back 💔
by Adpocalyptic November 14, 2022
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Stabs

Hey do you know Stabs?

Yes ofc, they are my best friend.
by Anonymous132595 September 7, 2021
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stabbing shoes

Shoes worn out by couples that are swingers typically when they are searching for other couples in the community
“No worries, I’ll be wearing my stabbing shoes”
by Handsome Roberto July 10, 2024
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the stab

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.
by Shuaman December 15, 2016
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stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.
Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"
by surfknasen May 9, 2018
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