Shit

1. The most popular swear word, other than fuck.

2. The stuff that comes out of the ass and into the toilet.

3. Anything made by this horrendous company called Apple.

1. That guy on Twitter called me a piece of shit and told me to go kill myself!

2. Fuck! I gotta take a shit!

3. You bought a Mac? LOL Macs are pieces of shit.

by Derp579 June 13, 2015

shit

its poop but in a dirtier way and mean way

you are a piece of shit.
i need to shit

by papiiiiiiiiidoma August 5, 2018

Shit

Shit can be used to describe how one replys to messages or even how reliable one can be.

Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???

"So did Morgan ever reply to your emergency message?"

"No Morgans shit at replying"

In conclusion, Morgan=Shit

by Ddom12 November 26, 2017

To shit on

1. To demoralize
2. To defecate on a person or object

1. Johnny promised Mark to shit on Dave's business.

2. Johnny also decided to shit on his toilet

by Joseph Stalin IV June 22, 2017

Shit

1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.

"Shit! There... there was homework?"

by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014

Shit

The one thing noeone wants but has. Its annoying, evil, and an abomination.

I took a shit

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

Shit

Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend

That little shit can die in a hole

by Tbh.justbored July 3, 2018