Grindr Raccoon

A "Grindr Raccoon" is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.
Joe joked with his friends that he was turning into a "Grindr Raccoon" after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps realizing he settled for the closest person despite their lack of connection.
by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024
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Raccoon King

A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.
i really like Raccoon King he is so cool and cool.
by Raccoon King 123 June 18, 2022
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Raccoon sandwich

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.
Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today
by Chicken shop August 31, 2018
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Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
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Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022
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Raccoon Rock

A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.
George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!

Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.

Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.

George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 09, 2010
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