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Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.
kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE
by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
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Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.
"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"
by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014
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Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
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Mouse Bitch

A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.
Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!
by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021
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Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top
I was Minnie mousing it for lols
by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015
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