by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023
Get the Dick mittensmug. John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022
Get the red mittenmug. A vagina.
by JamesBeans September 2, 2016
Get the clam mittenmug. by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the put the mittens on emmug. the progeny of a pine marten
that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
by paddymoo March 8, 2009
Get the pine mittenmug. A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
by jadis666 March 12, 2023
Get the Mittensmug. by Getrweeds April 12, 2022
Get the GLITTER MITTENmug.