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Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
by jamison979 May 4, 2022
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Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear
When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”
by Stillrisky August 12, 2022
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Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.
She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.
by TheJonah August 7, 2019
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Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls
Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself
by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022
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Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin
"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"
by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021
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Jonah Scott

The greatest voice actor and Twitch streamer to voice a sexy anthropomorphic wolf who’s in love with a dwarf rabbit in an anime.
My friend, Jonah Scott has the greatest life!
by Nigel JD November 13, 2021
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Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.
by redled69 August 10, 2023
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