Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

grandmother food

The amazing food grandmothers are known to make.

Tom: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Brad: I'm lucky, i got to have grandmother food.

by RocknrollPineda December 9, 2007

Food is Shit

When the authority regards food as value, It’s only a matter of time before it spoils and ends up in the trash as those deserving were denied, watch and go hungry.

No, you can’t have seconds, No, wrong credentials, No, short on funds. Okay, times up, it all goes in the trash, spoiled, the “Food is Shit” worthless.

by Time Waters July 22, 2023

Food Blackout

when one gets caught up into the process of eating and at the end of it forgets how much one ate.

Dude i had food blackout once I ate like 3 hot pockets, family size bag of Doritos, a oven pizza, and went to Mcdonalds in the past hour.

by Slow tom a.k.a El Heffe October 21, 2010

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

Food of the gods

Its actually cookies, So hes wrong

Cookies, often called the “food of the gods”is better than bacon

by Drutehsmu July 21, 2020

dog food

a slang word for heroin

hey can i stope through for some dog food.

by shawn30 January 13, 2021